I am quite dull whited. I know I know... I do a really good job of looking intelligent most of the time...but deep down I am an idiot.
Every time I go to Walmart I get the bum cart... you know the kind with the bad wheels. They make the cart impossible to turn or ride smooth.
I thought "man... how come EVERY TIME I get a cart at Walmart its crap? What are the chances...?"
Today I finally answered myself. "Well, dumb-dumb most likely ALL the carts are bad and so that is why you end up getting a crappy cart... BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL CRAPPY!!!"
*slap hand to forehead: OH!