4.04.2008

a conversation with Braden

Driving home from school yesterday we passed the hospital where I had Tristan.

B: I want to go to the hospital...

M: You WANT to go to the hospital?

B: Yeah...

M: Why?

B: To get another baby - you get babies at hospitals

M: You want another baby? Like Tristan?

B: Yeah

M: You don't get babies from hospitals.... where do you get a baby?

B: I don't know...

M: What do you need to make a baby?

B: A mommy...

M: Right... and ?

B: a Daddy...and a seed!

M: Right! The daddy plants the seed inside the mommy and then the baby grows....then mommys body pushes the baby out of her vagina...

B: WOW... that's cool

M: cool huh?

B: Yeah....

M: so now...how do you get a baby?

B: You take parts of the mommy and daddy and the seed then the baby grows like Tristan Braden and William...

M: then the baby grows....

B: Yeah...

M: then the mommys body pushes the baby out of...

B: her 'gina!

M: Right! Very good!

B: yeah... but you have to take your pants off first...

M: Yeah - its good idea to take your pants off first before you push the baby out!

1 comment:

Jen said...

lol

btw, why the moderation?