Driving home from school yesterday we passed the hospital where I had Tristan.
B: I want to go to the hospital...
M: You WANT to go to the hospital?
B: Yeah...
M: Why?
B: To get another baby - you get babies at hospitals
M: You want another baby? Like Tristan?
B: Yeah
M: You don't get babies from hospitals.... where do you get a baby?
B: I don't know...
M: What do you need to make a baby?
B: A mommy...
M: Right... and ?
B: a Daddy...and a seed!
M: Right! The daddy plants the seed inside the mommy and then the baby grows....then mommys body pushes the baby out of her vagina...
B: WOW... that's cool
M: cool huh?
B: Yeah....
M: so now...how do you get a baby?
B: You take parts of the mommy and daddy and the seed then the baby grows like Tristan Braden and William...
M: then the baby grows....
B: Yeah...
M: then the mommys body pushes the baby out of...
B: her 'gina!
M: Right! Very good!
B: yeah... but you have to take your pants off first...
M: Yeah - its good idea to take your pants off first before you push the baby out!
1 comment:
lol
btw, why the moderation?
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