12.04.2007

Bebaksoon


A Bebaksoon is a very common animal. You can pretty much spot them anywhere in North America, especially this time of year.


You can hear their call echoing through the urban jungle. "isle......beeeeee........baaaaa...soooooon......."


Bebaksoons are very adept at keeping busy while getting nothing accomplished. Scientist for years have been studying this phenomenon; that although they seem to complete tasks by the end of the day, they are up at dawn repeating them. This behavior seems to be a cyclical.


During the winter months the Bebaksoon adds more tasks to her already busy schedule. This has scientists puzzled as well. For instance, the Bebaksoon starts coloring all her family's food with green and red and white, acquires newer versions of items she already owns and plays certain music for a whole month. The most extraordinary behavior is the act of bring outside nature in, since all the other 11 months of the year keeping nature out seems to be a primary goal.
If you happen to spot a Bebaksoon in your area, have no fear, they are not dangerous.They are very loving and sensitive creatures. And although they thrive much better in packs, they isolate themselves sometimes picking on their companions and mates. This time of year seems to keep them so busy that they are isolated even more than usual. Some argue that the cold weather plays a part in this as well.
They come in all shapes and sizes... although the species all female. The male has an altogether different name "WearDgo"since they are an entirely different animal.

2 comments:

Jen said...

very funny!

Unknown said...

This is hysterical! Hope all is well! Maybe we will get a chance to chat soon or at least I will send you an e-mail.
Thanks for making me smile-I definitely needed that.
Martha